The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He felt like a one man threesome
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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