Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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