yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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