Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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be right there i have to get my cape
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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