She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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