My friends, they love my intelligence
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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