i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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