im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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