I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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