i just wanna soil my oats bro
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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