Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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