Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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