I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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