just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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