I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Fuck appropriateness.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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