yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize