my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.