somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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