dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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