Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
