Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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