I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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