No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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