even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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