we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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