I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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