Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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