I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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