The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I am naked and annoyed.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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