i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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