I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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