I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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