Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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