I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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