just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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