Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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