Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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