Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.