smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
In America we eat man semen.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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