Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
