he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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