office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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