it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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