somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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