Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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