**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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