do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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