You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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