im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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