ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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