I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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